There are a lot of claims about who the best one night stand is. Some say waitresses, and some say cheerleaders (and former cheerleaders still count.) The truth? Artists. Whether she’s a musician or a sculptor, artists are by far the best ladies to pick up and set loose. Here’s the breakdown for why you should always zero in on the artistic girl at the bar.
Art Philosophy is Open
If there’s one thing that all art philosophies have in common, it’s shattering the status quo. When you’re painting nudes all day, it doesn’t make sense to go out and be a prude at night, right? Artists are always vying amongst themselves to be the most open and most engaging women out there. They’re progressive, they’re modern, and they’re open about their sexuality. All this equals dynamite times in the sack. This might be about her freedom, but it will definitely benefit you.
Don’t bring an artist around your buddies. You want to see her one time and then brag about it. Keep her around longer and, when you inevitably break up, prepare to see her making the rounds with your friends. Like we said, artists are all about sexual expression.
Art is All About Beauty
Artists are all about keeping fit. No one wants to paint or sculpt a sagging female form. Hint that she’s great but not perfect, and you’ll have her chomping at the bit to show you just how great she really is. For something that’s supposed to express the soul, you’ll find that artistic women are all about having the appearance of beauty. On the plus side, you’ll probably be fibbing about her form: artists are the sort to do yoga three times a week, and it will definitely show.
She’s a Romantic
Not in the sense that romance films are romantic. In the sense that she’ll want everything to fit some story in her mind. She’ll live her life like it’s a black and white French film about people being sad. If you can appeal to this streak of dramatic melancholy, you two can have the great one night romance of her life. You can be the missed connection, etc, and she’ll love never seeing you again. Just paint your night together in dramatic tones, and she’ll eat this stuff up and never try to call you. It would spoil the sad plotline. This conveniently cuts out the worst part of any one night stand: getting over the morning after. Break down why it’s never going to work out between the two of you and she’ll fill in the rest.
When you see the breakdown, it’s obvious that artists make the best one night stands out there. Fit, desperate, and easy to manipulate with a story worthy of a cheap chick flick, you’ll have the time of your life and then be free to go on your merry way the next day. You can test it out yourself, but you won’t find a better one night stand out there.