When you and your chick are down for a quickie you don’t have time to stop and pick out the best place to get down. You’ve got to be prepared to go faster than Superman’s changing trick to take advantage of her sudden spurt of horniness. Luckily for you we’ve come up with four awesome places to take your woman when the heat of the moment calls.
Screwed on So Many Levels
An elevator is an excellent place to get it on because you have to be fast to not get caught. Now a quickie isn’t supposed to last long, but a few floors aren’t enough to get anyone off. This is probably a good time to stall the thing. Some elevators have alarms that go off when you hit the stop button and others don’t. Most of the time it will only go off after a while in a modern elevator. The button could accidentally get hit so they don’t alarm easily. Anyway, this will give you enough time to get her against the wall and go to town. Keep an eye out for a camera in the elevator and cover it with a jacket or something if possible.
Getting More than Just Popcorn
Movie theaters are amazing for oral. It’s a classic for that very reason. Whether you’re going down on her or vice-versa, having a quick snack during the movies can be sexy since there are other people around. So long as you can keep quiet and sit a few rows behind the rest of the patrons there’s actually a really small chance of getting caught. Another bonus of this being fairly commonplace is that most likely you’ll get one warning before they actually kick you out. Thinking of having sex here? Well unless there’s a completely empty back row with plenty of room that’s a pretty hard maneuver to pull off without getting caught.
Stairway to Heaven
A stairway is a really public feeling place to get it on that actually has a pretty low chance of getting caught. Modern folks really hate to use stairs when elevators can take us up faster and easier. Thus, stairway sex was made. Find a building on your lunch break or city tour that has a few floors. Skip the elevator (unless you’re gonna bang there) and head up at least two floors. Find a good spot and start to get it on. This is also a good place if you have a roomie that’s home and not getting the hint that you need some private time.
Rev Up Her Engine
Alright so it’s totally not original but the car is the granddaddy of places to have sex. When you’re driving and she takes hold of your stick shift there’s not really much you can do besides pull over and take her where you are. Just make sure that you’re parked someplace where you won’t be arrested for public indecency. The logistics might be funky, but car sex is almost tradition so get over it.