By definition a barfly is a woman who frequents the local booze establishments and is definitely looking to have a good time with a guy at some point in the evening. Just like house flies they are everywhere, but that doesn’t mean that they’re all the same. When you’re out on the town looking for a barfly to take home there are a few things that you’ve got to consider.
Why Would You Even Want a Barfly?
The simplest answer is that they’re just easier. A woman who frequents the bar with a slutty attitude is looking for a guy to go home with for the night, so you don’t have to worry about convincing her that you’re down for more than a one-nighter. Plus they’ve got some experience under their belt, so she should be down to show you a good time.
What to Look For
When you’re considering hitting on a barfly, you’re lowering your standards quite a bit. Sure, they may look hot in a trashy sort of way, but you know that these chicks are only down for sex if you pay for their drinks and cheese at them hard enough. If you’re going to be putting in all of that effort you may as well get yourself a woman worth sleeping with in the first place. There’s no way to avoid a drunken fly, but you can pick the level of alcohol poisoning that she has. Puking into garbage cans is probably just about the worst state she can be in when you get to her. First of all it’s technically rape, secondly it’s not going to be sexy when she throws up all over your pole.
Once you’ve found only a slightly intoxicated woman to hit on, check her out. Obviously you want a good looking lady for the night, but even more than that you want to look at the quality of her skin and hair. Unfortunately a lot of barflies are also junkies. If her skin/hair looks dull or like it’s been scabbed then you might want to steer clear. Mostly age doesn’t matter so long as she looks moderately healthy. Naturally people look for mates who look like they won’t fall over dead or are starving because they’ll make better babies. Sure you aren’t looking to go that far, but you still should at least pick the best that you can get out of a limited crowd.
What to Buy Her
It’s in a barfly’s nature to want you to buy her drinks. Of course you should get her what she wants, but eventually she might be getting too drunk. That’s when it’s time to get her “specialty” drinks a.k.a. just seltzer water or something. After the bar step up your game and invite her to a late night diner or something similar. Your goal is to try and get her sober enough to have an awesome night of sex and steer clear of any vomit.